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Orwellian Keir Starmer Forever War A5 Greeting Card
Orwellian Keir Starmer Forever War A5 Greeting Card
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Keir Starmer is saluting the might of the British Army as he strives to protect the British people from a whole host of bogeymen. The text on this card is taken from 1984 and reads "In Accordance To The Principles Of Doublethink, It Does Not Matter If The War Is Real Or That Victory Is Not Possible, The War Is Not Meant To Be Won. It Is Meant To Be Continuous."
This is one of our many funny greeting cards that are designed using an over active imagination and AI to generate the ideas we come up with. Each card is individually printed on 300 gsm white card and comes with an envelope, sealed in a cellophane sleeve. The inside of the card is blank, allowing you to create your own personal message. The order will be sent in a heavy cardboard mailer to fully protect it.
We also appreciate that some people may come up with a funny tag line or want to add their own personal comment to the card. For a small extra fee, we can remove the standard text and replace it with something meaningful for you.
Items are sent via Royal Mail and we offer two options. For those in no rush, there is standard 2nd Class Mail and for those in more of a hurry, we offer Tracked 48 too. International orders are sent via International Standard mail. This is not trackable. If you require an item tracked internationally, there is an option, but it is not cheap. We offer a discount on combined P&P which is applied by using the “Add To Basket” option when choosing the cards you wish to purchase.
Please feel free to contact us if you have any questions about our cards. We are adding new items all the time, so add us to your favourite stores and keep checking us out. Thanks for looking and I hope our cards bring a smile to your day and to your loved ones.
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Keir Starmer is saluting the might of the British Army as he strives to protect the British people from a whole host of bogeymen. The text on this card is taken from 1984 and reads "In Accordance To The Principles Of Doublethink, It Does Not Matter If The War Is Real Or That Victory Is Not Possible, The War Is Not Meant To Be Won. It Is Meant To Be Continuous."
This is one of our many funny greeting cards that are designed using an over active imagination and AI to generate the ideas we come up with. Each card is individually printed on 300 gsm white card and comes with an envelope, sealed in a cellophane sleeve. The inside of the card is blank, allowing you to create your own personal message. The order will be sent in a heavy cardboard mailer to fully protect it.
We also appreciate that some people may come up with a funny tag line or want to add their own personal comment to the card. For a small extra fee, we can remove the standard text and replace it with something meaningful for you.
Items are sent via Royal Mail and we offer two options. For those in no rush, there is standard 2nd Class Mail and for those in more of a hurry, we offer Tracked 48 too. International orders are sent via International Standard mail. This is not trackable. If you require an item tracked internationally, there is an option, but it is not cheap. We offer a discount on combined P&P which is applied by using the “Add To Basket” option when choosing the cards you wish to purchase.
Please feel free to contact us if you have any questions about our cards. We are adding new items all the time, so add us to your favourite stores and keep checking us out. Thanks for looking and I hope our cards bring a smile to your day and to your loved ones.
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